The boys will be boys, but girls win by a hair

Today we are discussing Chronic Guy/ Girl Inequities.

Because even though it's the '90s, there are just certainthings that guys can do and girls can't, and girls can do and guyscan't, and that is how it permanently is. You see it every singleday. Just like Jan did yesterday.

Inequity No. 1: Spitting. This occurred when Jan headed towork. As she descended into the subway, Jan was ever so lucky toobserve that extremely unattractive, but apparently constitutionallygratifying, guy act of spitting. It's hard to understand the appealof this activity, but if you live anywhere in the vicinity of, ohsay, Earth, spitting guys are also kind of a hard to avoid. What …